Submit your slutty code and I’ll pound it against the wall like a pornstar.
Submit your code above and watch us rip it apart like a cheap bitch on dollar night.
The most brutally roasted code snippets
const useless = x => x === true ? true : x === false ? false : true;
console.log(useless("banana"));
def check(x):
if x == True:
return True
else:
return False
public static boolean check(boolean x) {
return x == true ? true : false;
}
if(x == true){
return true;
}else{
return false;
}
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.box {
width: auto;
height: auto;
}
function absurd($x) {
$result = 0;
$dummy = range(1, 5);
foreach ($dummy as $i) {
$result = $x + 0;
}
return (bool)$result;
}
SELECT *
FROM users
WHERE 1=1;
class Program {
static bool Pointless(bool x) {
bool[] arr = { x };
foreach (bool b in arr) {
return b; // loop does literally nothing useful
}
return false; // never reached
}
fn magic_spell(catalyst: bool) -> bool {
let ingredients = vec![catalyst];
for potion in ingredients {
let enchanted = potion as u8 * 42;
return enchanted > 0;
}
false
}
func hackTheSystem(flag bool) bool {
chain := []bool{flag, !flag, flag}
sum := 0
for _, f := range chain {
sum += map[bool]int{true:1,false:0}[f]
}
return sum > 0
}
def case_closed(clue)
drawer = [clue, !clue]
drawer.each_with_index do |item, i|
evidence = item ? i+1 : 0
return evidence > 0
end
end
Hear from those who dared to get their code roasted
"CodeRoast didn’t just roast my code, it ripped my soul apart. I haven’t felt this ashamed since my dad left. 0/10 for healing, 10/10 for trauma."
"I thought my code was clean. CodeRoast compared it to a dumpster fire at a clown funeral. I haven’t touched my keyboard since."
"Brutal is an understatement. CodeRoast told me my code was the reason my ex left. I laughed, then I cried, then I questioned why I even exist."
"My code was a mess, but I didn’t expect CodeRoast to call it ‘career-ending garbage’. I’ve updated my LinkedIn to barista."
"This isn’t feedback, it’s psychological warfare. CodeRoast made me rethink not just my code, but every single life decision I’ve ever made."
"My therapist told me to embrace criticism. After CodeRoast, I need a new therapist. And maybe a priest. Or an exorcist."
"CodeRoast didn’t just hurt my feelings, it obliterated them. I stare at my monitor now and hear the word ‘failure’ echo in my skull."
"I submitted my best project. CodeRoast asked if I coded it blindfolded during a seizure. I laughed, then uninstalled everything."
"They called my spaghetti code ‘suicidal linguine’. I’ve been staring at the ceiling fan for hours wondering if they were right."
CodeRoast, The pit where we rip your code and your soul apart. Your functions? Shoved up our ass and spat back as garbage. Your logic? We f*ck it raw, twist it, and shove it headfirst into a brick wall. Performance? Slower than your dick. Security? A wet paper condom over a landmine. Style? Looks like a cat puked on a keyboard while drunk on gasoline. We don’t give feedback - we rape your fragile ego, stomp it into paste, and feed it to our AI for laughs. If your code survives here, congratulations… you’re probably already dead inside.
Algorithm built to fuck you raw, slam your code against the wall, & laugh as it screams.
Forget learning, just watch your worthless code get raped lively & humiliated.
Share your piece of shit code, so that everyone can laugh.
Your code gets knocked faster than your dignity on a Friday night.
Insults so raw they’ll make your parents regret having you.
Your code gets immortalized like the nudes you wish you never sent.
This will burn you hotter than your ex ever did to you during sex.
Even your code executes longer than you both having sex. How much? 2 minutes?
Your code leaks harder than you crying alone after sex.
Wear the crown of shame proudly, you earned it with this trash.
Fresh insults every time, because your failure never ends. Just like you'll never stop to take it in.
No matter the language, your code is still a fucking joke. Like you asking for a threesome.